December 2009
135 posts
I'm surrounded by amazing people I love. You are...
(via thinair)
“I saw this wino; he was eating grapes. I was like, ‘Dude, you have to wait.’”
– Mitch Hedberg (via crabcakes)
“I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good while I...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via crabcakes)
“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.”
– Mitch Hedberg (via crabcakes)
“I want to be a race car passenger, just a guy who bugs the driver. ‘Say man, can...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via crabcakes)
“Hold a book in your hand and you’re a pilgrim at the gates of a new city.”
– Anne Michaels (via bookshelves)
dontstoploving:
Lady GaGa ft. Space Cowboy -...
“If you’re watchin’ a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don’t follow it,...”
– -Mitch Hedberg
I hate parades. (via bestrooftalkever)
“People… they don’t write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no...”
– Hank Moody, Californication (via joshgard)
Never seen the show, but this is true, nonetheless.
dontstoploving:
Lady GaGa ft. Space Cowboy -...
grace-notes:
ohryankelley:
Michael Jackson -...
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Love what you can find on the internet :)
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